I’ve collected far too many links this week so I hope you don’t really feel like working. Although I doubt that everyone will be as fascinated by them as I am, hopefully there’s a little something for everyone.
Let’s start with silly, fun links first.
Pictures are worth a thousand words, right? Do you miss the good ol’ days when you could trust a picture to not be photoshopped, when those thousand words were the god-honest truth? Well, you’re probably wrong. Photography and photographic tampering were born simultaneously it would seem. Here’s a collection of historical photos you won’t believe aren’t real. From that iconic Lincoln image, to Hitler, to Oprah, they have it all.
Here’s a blog with a small collection of what they consider the best closing lines in literature, with even more making an appearance in the comments section.
The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction contest has published their 2011 results. This contest challenges people to write the worst opening lines they can think of. It’s named after the author who first penned “It was a dark and stormy night…” This year’s winner:
“Cheryl’s mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her sparrow-like thoughts into bloody pieces that fell onto a growing pile of forgotten memories.”
It’s a game about books! Finally, a place where my pointless skill-set isn’t so pointless. Plus, it’s called It Was a Dark and Stormy Night. Ha!
In honor of shark week, here’s a (very funny) list of 20 things that kill more people than sharks.
This week in nerd-dom, Brian Michael Bendis explains the decision behind killing Peter Parker, Spiderman’s alter ego, and introduces us to Miles Morales, the new Black/Hispanic super hero. On why he chose to incorporate a minority into one of Marvel’s biggest assets:
“Mr. Bendis said he had also taken a lesson from a black friend who told him that Spider-Man was the only superhero that other children would let him play when he was growing up. “You couldn’t see his skin color,” Mr. Bendis said the friend told him. “He was any of us, when he was in costume.”’
Sylvia Plath’s novel The Bell Jar turns 40 this year, and The Poetry Foundation has an incredibly fascinating article about both the book and the article.
The New Yorker’s Alex Ross uses Oscar Wilde’s Picture of Dorian Gray,
history, and opposing view point’s on Wilde’s personality to try and flesh out the man and the myth. A book worm or a sex-addict? A martyr or just another celebrity icon? Fair warning, it’s really long and occasionally a bit cerebral. I found it it interesting but then again, I have an irrational attachment to Wilde.
Apparently the House Committee pushed through a bill to record all the words we make on the internet and the clicks we click. This scares me.
For my little statisticians out there, here’s a nice census of librarians from 1880-2009. There’s an obvious decline, but it’s slowing! Love your libraries, people.
Here we have a somewhat graphic telling of the rise and fall of Borders from the perspective of a former book-slinger. Warning: She says ‘fuck.’
Which brings me to my next bit of news: Slaughterhouse-five has been banned. Again. People like this are the reason I hate people. And Missouri. Just kidding. Kind of. Expect a significantly longer rant regarding atrocities such as this next week. (If you’re confused about my ‘fuck’ segue, that’s the general objection to SH5).
A quote that made me laugh this week:
“Your 30th birthday is an important landmark. You are now ready, after ten years of dicking around with your personal style, to select a signature lipstick. This is the lipstick that will get your through thick and thin. When you are screaming for mercy during childbirth, this is the lipstick that will be smeared across your face. When you kiss the corpses of your dead parents, this is the color that will stain their cheeks. This is the lipstick that will flow into the fine lines and wrinkles around your mouth as the death rattle grips your throat. Choosing this lipstick is a momentous task. In order to complete it, you need to be slightly drunk.” (Eccentric Glamour, Simon Doonan)
For my writer friends who are reading this instead of writing, here’s a nice little blog on The 5 Essential Story Ingredients. It may be shit we already know, but a least this way we can pretend we’re working. It’s related to writing after! Also, it’s presented nicely.
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